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Michael

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Funny Phrase Book of Programmer-speak Posted: Mar 21, 2005 6:26 AM
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Great and funny stuff :) Yes, sometimes this is true from Project Manager's side:

“It’ll be done ASAP.”
Translation: There is no schedule yet.

“That feature shouldn’t add any time to the schedule.”
Translation: There is no schedule yet.

“It’s Alpha ready.”
Translation: A lot of code has been written; none tested.

“It’s Beta ready.”
Translation: It’s Alpha ready.”

Read more at http://blog.tomevslin.com/2005/03/managing_progra.html

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