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What makes a real American? A cowboy hat? Enjoying a fine T-bone steak? Going to a baseball game? Shooting a gun? Maybe it’s the freedom to go into a poor country and tell them how to do things?! Heh! Those are all great qualities! But one thing that makes a true patriot is the ability to choose an American car! When you buy an import you take a hot meal off a hard working American’s table. (Baby cries) There, there! This poor girl is going to starve to death, just because you bought a cheaper, more efficient Maibazu. Without gross symbols of excess, what will Americans have to look up to? Our great industries is a threaten! Cars, pornography, armaments! And they need your help! So the next time you buy a car, a piece of adult literature or a missile defense system! Make sure you do the American thing!