What’s the difference between an Undead Male and 150 pounds of cow plop?
One’s a disgusting, malodorous pile of disease-ridden filth and the other’s just manure.
Why did the Gnome cross the road?
A mage polymorphed him into a chicken.
How many Blood Elves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One. He holds it up, and the world revolves around him.
How many Orcs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Duh… What’s a light bulb?
Why are male trolls circumcised?
Have you seen the teeth on a female troll?