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1. Being able to create lists
Nothing says I know what I’m doing like creating a list of 10-25 items that are mostly bullshit.
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2. Arguing on the Internet
It is sad stereotype. But arguing on the Internet is valid skill. And no one knows right like you do.
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3. Reading RSS feeds
Why create stuff when you can read about stuff instead?
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4. Creating another useless project
Of course we need another test framework in ruby. Get to hacking.
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5. Chest pounding about your favorite new programming language
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This is “Hello World” in BrainFuck, but you already knew that.
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6. Know how to create that next great social site
Realtime collaboration of me showering in 2010. I know you can’t wait to create the next great mashup using my JSON API, Facebook and Twitter integration.
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7. Plan that great conference of just hallway tracks
You and I both know this is where the real meat of the conference is. Why don’t we just cut to the chase?
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8. Pico
Screw Vim, Textmate, or Emacs. If it is good enough for Pine, it should be good enough for you.
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9. Ego Surfing
How long do you spend everyday searching for your name on Google? Work on cutting it down to half with twice the output.
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10. Ability to work more than 21 hours everyday
Sleep is overrated. Imagine how may more lists you create if you slept less.
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