Ok, this is mildly amusing:

We are thrilled to announce Seaside for Java. After the successful J2EE context refactoring, we proceeded with the next logical step and moved the whole code-base to Java.

Best of it, migration to Java is even easier than moving between two Smalltalk dialects: With the agreement of all major Smalltalk vendors, we introduced a new platform independent primitive that is an equivalent but very efficient implementation of Smalltalk become: Java. You might find it useful to convert your existing code and business objects to Java.

I do like the logo :)