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I haven't lived in New Jersey for over a decade. Yet, I'm the one Teaneck High alum who got quoted in the story about my former vice-principal being a sex offender.

Why? Three simple reasons, as best I can tell:

• I am the first result when you Google his name
• Based on that search, you can see I've had a lot to say about it in the past.
• What I said was quotable, not just "I dunno man. It's mad fucked up, yo."

Ironically, the highest PageRank'd result has the title "Mr. White Has Supporters", in reference to the first trial, where the town rallied around him and he was acquitted.