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Per a discussion with Ari about her annoying date:

If a guy takes you out for sushi, he is unoriginal .

If a guy takes you out for coffee, he is unoriginal, cheap and non-committal. And he's depriving you of the opportunity to drink lots of sake until he becomes bearable.