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And, like that, the news from my hometown can only improve:

"A part-time lab technician at Holy Name Hospital [in Teaneck, NJ] was caught having sex with the body of a 92-year-old woman in the hospital's morgue, authorities said Monday."

Granted, he was living in Manhattan and only working in NJ. But here's the mugshot and here's his MySpace page: "[W]orking hard always cause I know in the end it will all pay off. The harder you work the harder you can party." I suppose so, if you're a necrophile working in a hospital morgue.