This has to be one of the funniest things on the Internet today. A reporter from the Consumerist.com made a Prank chat to the people at ComplaintRemover.com and what they got was posted on an article
Then everyone gets into the act and starts flooding Embeddedchat.com http://www.embeddedchat.com/ (which has video so you can see the frustrated operators) with Tons of Fake and extremely funny chats apparently answered by girls from Russia. You have got to read some of these chats they are hilarious! more posted on the other sites above.
this is a chat to ComplaintRemover.com and answered by Embeddedchat.com
CLIENT: Yes CLIENT: My name is Adolf CLIENT: Hello? Marion: Hi Adolf CLIENT: I've been having issues with the sites CLIENT: such as http://www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk/GERhitler.htm CLIENT: apparently there's some guy killing jews CLIENT: and I don't kill jews Marion: I understand. CLIENT: How can I get rid of these sites Marion: We can remove information if you did CLIENT: there seem to be thousands of them CLIENT: If I did what? CLIENT: I didn't kill jews Marion: If you did that we can remove it CLIENT: But I didn't kill jews do you not understand? CLIENT: I'm tired of being called Hier Hitler, my last name is Hitler CLIENT: I'm tired of being harassed Marion: We do not judge people CLIENT: I don't kill jews CLIENT: Why are you doing this? Marion: ok would you like a manager to call about this CLIENT: Normally yes CLIENT: but you think I kill jews CLIENT: I don't kill jews CLIENT: I'm just Adolf Marion: I am sorry CLIENT: I just don't like people smearing my name Marion: I can understand that Mr. Adolf CLIENT: my name is Adolf Herra Hilter CLIENT: I'm tired of this, please help me Marion: ok please leave your contact CLIENT: Are you Indian? CLIENT: or White? Marion: I am from krakovia. I am white CLIENT: Glad to hear you're white CLIENT: because Indian people are bad people Marion: yes I understand that CLIENT: Dirty filthy people Marion: It has been said CLIENT: Are you a jew? Marion: No I am not CLIENT: Good CLIENT: I don't talk to jews Marion: I am Krakovian not Jew CLIENT: I'm Irish, not Jew Marion: I like Irish people CLIENT: Yea? why? Marion: I think they are funny red hair peoples Marion: with many dots on the face Marion: very nice CLIENT: I don't have dots on my face CLIENT: only indians do Marion: I have seen the red hair peoples Marion: and many dots CLIENT: But I don't have dots, I'm an alcoholic CLIENT: And my wife just left me Marion: That is nice. I have never been there CLIENT: she took my 7 kids with her CLIENT: no, alcoholic isn't a place Marion: ah a nice vacation CLIENT: it's a disease where I drink alot of vodka CLIENT: my wife left me and you think that's a nice vacation? CLIENT: I'm so depressed CLIENT: are you married Marion: yes very nice Marion: I would like to go there CLIENT: What? CLIENT: Are you being mean to me? Marion: No I am a nice girl CLIENT: How old are you nice girl? Marion: I am 18 CLIENT: Hells ya baby CLIENT: too old for me though CLIENT: I'm 43 Marion: I have a sister 16 CLIENT: that's much better Marion: She is ready for marrage CLIENT: I just read this article and apparently this hitler dude attacked poland Marion: I do not kno this man Poland CLIENT: No CLIENT: Hilter attacked Poland CLIENT: back to your sister CLIENT: what does she look like Marion: She is very nice. She look like me but younger CLIENT: How tall are you Marion: I am very tall Marion: almost like a short man CLIENT: That's disgusting Marion: yes but without the thing you know CLIENT: the penis? Marion: yes peanut CLIENT: Mine is no peanut Marion: it is missing? CLIENT: No Marion: I am sorry CLIENT: I have a huge peanut Marion: not missing? CLIENT: no CLIENT: very massive Marion: religion? CLIENT: Christian CLIENT: you? Marion: ok I do not understand Marion: My mother is from India and my father is Isreal CLIENT: So are you a jew? CLIENT: Is your mother dirty? Marion: one half of me is CLIENT: Which half? Marion: No she keeps a clean house CLIENT: Who's your daddy? Marion: ok my boss is here now not my daddy CLIENT: Can I talk to your boss? Marion: I must go now to wash with my sister Marion: for dinner Marion: It is late her now CLIENT: that sounds hot CLIENT: Do you have webcam Marion: No the water is only warm CLIENT: It sounds sexy CLIENT: Make sexy time with sister? Marion: No it is dinner time now CLIENT: Oh sexy time later? CLIENT: Don't you people eat dirt? CLIENT: what time is it there? Marion: Sometimes it is in the cabbage Marion: it is 21 and 26 CLIENT: Ah CLIENT: Do you have a myspace? Marion: No it is very small here CLIENT: myspace.com CLIENT: do you have one of those Marion: Sorry we do not own that. CLIENT: oh okay CLIENT: Do you own a car or a horse Marion: we have yes CLIENT: When I come to poland next year can I visit you? Marion: I do not know this man CLIENT: no Poland is your country Marion: I am Krakovia Marion: is my country Marion: ok I must go now. good bye now. you are very nice CLIENT: oh CLIENT: you are nicer CLIENT: I'll talk to you later Marion: please Marion: bye CLIENT: Alrite gitty gitty CLIENT: bye Marion: Hook em horns, Thank you for visiting http://www.embeddedchat.com/ CLIENT: okay
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